Rampaging elephants and clowns not included in this circus.

"They’re 100 percent done."

It's hard to imagine a celebrity more contemptible, parasitic, self-regarding, and vomitus than Paris Hilton -- yet remarkably, they exist.

Scouring the earth, or at least the Internet, for the best in celeb dirt is tough work.

Lindsay Lohan — never one to lead the simple life — broke her wrist last week while in New York for Fashion Week at a Milk Studios soiree. According to her publicist, the seemingly comatose Leslie Sloane Zelnik, Lindsay “was walking in an outside area wearing flat Chanel boots” when …

Wayward songstress Whitney Houston appears to be finally coming out of her drug-induced coma, and may even be on the comeback trail. And who better to help you clean up your act than repeat-rehabber Courtney Love, who has had more comebacks than a flight attendant.  According to Us Weekly, long-time Houston mentor, music mogul Clive …

Semper ubi sub ubi.

The world was waiting with bated breath.

Celebrities can't avoid a love-hate relationship with the public.

Ubiquitious entities are universally drawn to each other.