Tag Archives: Celebrity

Clearly chastened by the Lindsay Lohan "firecrotch" debacle of last week, Paris Hilton, 25 — quite possibly the most relentlessly annoying celebrity on earth — is attempting to silence her critics. Paris Hilton on right  How, you might ask? Cutting a record of course. It's what all famous-for-being-famous people do …

Brangelina treated like royalty, photographer arrested again.

Like Inspector Clouseau, a "boomp" on the head is little more than a nuisance for Richards.

In a case of exquisitely well-delivered poetic justice, actress and insolent repeat offender Michelle Rodriguez is facing stiff new penalties for violating an earlier probation back home in Los Angeles when she was arrested for drunk driving last December in Hawaii. She doesn’t seem to mind girl jail all that …

In the latest of the Britney-vs.-motherhood chronicles, our heroine is faced with the challenge of walking, holding a baby, and carrying a glass of water — all at the same time! — and all under the watchful gaze of paparazzi, onlookers and bodyguards specially trained in defense against the dark …

Mistress of all media and street skank Paris Hilton has done the unimaginable: she has cast Lindsay Lohan in the role of sympathetic victim. How? Paris's adventures began over Mother's Day weekend. In true wealth-wasted-on-the-wealthy style, Paris spent thousands of dollars on Christian Dior goods for her mother that ended …

Celebrity news redux.

Baby seals mourn.

Arty pays his debt to society for second Woodstock wheels-and-weed offense in less than two years.

The foghorn-throated rap superstar turned his impressive instrument upon the help when asked to buckle his seatbelt.