Tag Archives: Gemma Arterton

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters: A non-horror, non-comedy, non-drama from which filmmakers can learn

Gory, foul-mouthed, action packed, and hilarious.

As for the plot…well, this is a Bruckheimer film so you’re not really here for the plot.

Where's your own time reversing dagger when you need it?

When this boat's a-rockin' you'll wish you could come knockin'.