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Something Minty This Way Comes

There are two things I don’t like about him: his face.

If you’re happy and you know it, stare into the abyss.

We can now get our foreign policy priorities in order, of which more nuclear weapons and testing should not be a part.

Being stranded in an airport is a crisis?

Stirred, not shaken, and no whipped cream please.

Well, then things just got interesting.

Now all of us – the former space cadets and future space explorers – have something exciting to look forward to.

All I need now is a hammock and a margarita.

Time to file your taxes, but first a toast to the IRS and toss the glass into the fireplace.